A mix of two separate phrases

A) Smarmy Cunt
B) Smug Cunt

There are many conjoined words like this that make very useful code, especially in a school or an office enviroment. As much as someone may think they know what you are talking about they cant prove a thing (unless of course they are reading this!).

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A smug cunt. A woman who has never accomplished anything but thinks herself smart, informed, and relevant, when in fact she is capable only of manipulating others by virtue of the fact she has a great rack. A woman who thinks herself a great wit and orator, but only speaks in non sequiturs and word salad. Usually of the Republican and Christofascist persuasion. Thinks George W Bush is a genius and that Ronald Reagan was actually the Second Coming.

Sm'unt: Alliteration of Smug and Cunt, and also of Smarmy and Cunt. Usually defined by Loud Smarmy Cunts.

Someone who is loud, obnoxious, arrogant, ignorant, bigoted and generally noisome.

a vagina so small annd tight that it resembles smurfettes cunt

Slut-Muffin-Cunt.
A word you can use to call someone thats worse than a slut, muffin, and a cunt put together.

Smurf Cunt.

A term used within the Ingress gaming community, to describe an obnoxious and sociopathic smurf. A smurf is someone who plays for the blue team (the Resistance).