Smite

A game for people with gigantic cocks the size of your da’s femur and and loads of bitches also if you are a ullr or Loki main you are very good and a cerified GOD however playing someone like Nox or Isis is one of the surefire ways to prove your a virgin

Come play smite with me

by God of pseudonym October 29, 2018

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We’re pretty sure it was mentioned in a show or movie but never can remember which one. So, we made it into an inside joke, because why not?

“Smite! You wanna get smoted! Smittened?” *someone gets closer to him proving his dominance*

by ❤️🤪 March 27, 2019

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To destroy one with a good comeback.

Wow Zander just came up with the greatest smite, I almost died.

by LORD OF THE YEET November 27, 2018

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The art of attacking one's karma, or points, in a way that annihilate's one dignity and/or reputation. Often used in boards known as "Tabloids".

"Wanderer, is there something you're not telling us?"

"And I am writing down the names of you all for smiting later."

by Sabby101074 July 28, 2005

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what i shall do to thoes who piss me off

me- hey there jon,.. I SMITE THEE!!!!
jon- Holy fuck!! omg im sorrie
me- its to late for you lvl 12 lighting strike!!
jon- explodes into a fine bloody mist because he is only a lvl 12 druid

by Joe Facker October 8, 2003

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