SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

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There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 11, 2011

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How some people say smith.

yo what college are you going to?

Johnson C. Smiff

by hyroller February 28, 2009

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Smiff

To out think or out do.

I totally smiffed him during the debate.

by Cathy March 09, 2004

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A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.

"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."

by Maetrix January 07, 2008

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A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.

"<friend> is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"

by GruffHater May 15, 2009

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