Smeggle

A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.

Person 1: Hello, are you ok?

Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.

Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.

by idiosyncratic16 January 23, 2011

smeggles

An adaption of the handle SmegHead taken from the phrase "Smeg Head" often spoken in British comedies to insult another person. Smeggles has no actual meaning, it is just an alias/nickname/handle.

"Look, that blog post was submitted by Smeggles, he is such a smeg head."

by C J October 03, 2007

smeggle

One of exceptionally low intelligence; a buffoon.

That man is a smeggle.

by Sir_Pwnalot February 18, 2004

smeggle

A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.

"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"

by weaver October 14, 2003

smeggle

When a man with a foreskin covers the the head of his male lovers penis with his foreskin the two are smeggleing

Jonny you down to smeggle later?

by kevin November 18, 2003

Smeggle

At the end of every month (or if they are ever feeling down) , if you are the traditional type , it is strongly advised to give your partner a smeggle. Giving a somebody a smeggle is the act of letting your smegma build up over the course of the month to then use your partner as a canvas to paint a tasteful picture with your smegma. This can be done anywhere, usually the face or the chest, the point of giving a smeggle is to show your friends your smeggles and compare them at the end of the month. This activity is seen as fun !

I give my girlfriend way better smeggles than you man, you need to get better at it if you want her to stay with you.

by Bonslyyyy October 10, 2024