SMAD or S.M.A.D. 

"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.

With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".

SMAD or S.M.A.D. by Jeff Lutz March 13, 2009

Smead 

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.

While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.

Smead by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019

Smead 

it’s when youre so fast youre slow

pronounced ( smeed)

mark is so fucking smart but he got a 50 on his test , what a smead

Smead by _vicecityy October 6, 2018

smead 

"Smead" is slang; used mostly by Freshmen in Albia, "Smead" has come to mean a multitude of insults. "Moron", "idiot", "dwarf", "small person who is uber-annoying" are some of the most common.

Smead is such a Smead.

smead by Shouryu May 5, 2004

Smead 

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.

While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.

Smead by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019

Smead 

1. A puppy's tail that was shaved and done fallded off.
2. A great friend

Smead comes from some Puppy and he be a great friend of mine. I loves Smead.

Smead by Fnee! September 5, 2003

SMEAD Police 

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.

Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”

SMEAD Police by Dick Walski October 30, 2019