smashed on

when peoploe fight and one person beats the shit out of the other, usually in the face and head.

dan smashed on sergio in the fight last week

by Devin Reed May 1, 2005

smashed on

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"

1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D

2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*

by NickSter March 29, 2004

smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.

you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!

by TekBeetz March 29, 2004

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

smashedness

The level to which one is smashed. See: drunk, etc.

"My level of smashedness has just reached 12 on a scale of 1 to 11. (see Spinal Tap)

by Forbzy November 25, 2006