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smartie pants 

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
smartie pants by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

smartiepants 

A nerd that know everything and everyone hates this person exept for the other "smartiepants" This person has broken glasses from getting pushed by some jocks. This person is always like actually the answer is this blah blah blah and everyone is saying in their head "shut the fuck up"
Jocks: get over here you "smartiepants" hahaha!

Bully: Gimme your lunch money kid!
Smartiepants: i dont have it today
Bully: well your out of luck *starts beating the smartiepants up*

Bully: where is my homework nerd!
Smartiepants: its right here!
Bully: your off the hook, for now
smartiepants by LicksyTitsy November 3, 2018

smartiipants

a sarcastic person who is full of themself.
that dude is such a smartiipants!
smartiipants by xemogirlx February 19, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026