Someone acting so retarded you want to smack him over the head.
That smacktard is planecamping
The smacktard ran the ship ashore.
That smacktard TK'd me as I was capturing a flag.
by md-mr April 20, 2003
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Something you call someone for doing something really stupid
Why do you watch MASH you SmackTard?!
by KILLKEV March 11, 2005
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1. Insult used by nerds to sound imposing. Often written in forums the world over.
I t0tally pwned that smacktard!!
by RCD July 3, 2005
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When someone is acting like so much of a retard, that you want to smack them silly.
B1: "yay! i managed to teamkill three of my teammates last round!"
B2: "You are such a smacktard."
by NrKy September 15, 2003
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a band devoted to being as stupid and immature as every definition of smactard above and below this definition. LONG LIVE THE SMACKTARD!
by Lord Smacktard April 15, 2003
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An idiot deserving to be smacked; someone who needs a good thrashing.
Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.

Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"
by T June 21, 2004
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Smacktard is a good way to describe Paul ( or as you would know him, Z3LL). He gets very offended when u call him this, and offen trys to rape your ass until you die of internal bleeding.
<Shimmeh> Hey look, its Z3LL...
<Shibbster> Hehe, lets go call him a smacktard...
by ellipsis June 7, 2004
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