slut spiral

After ending a relationship, you proceed to have sex with as many partners as possible, often mitigating your regular standards in order to get laid. The spiral is often not acknowledged by the spiraller until he/she experiences coyote ugly.

Dave: Hey buddy, I can't believe you banged that ginger last night.

Andy: I know. I've totally hit the bottom of my slut spiral.

slut spiral by hammertime1 August 1, 2010

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Slut Spiral

The act of continually lowering your standards so that each new sexual partner is worse than the last.

After her break up, she fell into a slut spiral that finally resulted in her waking up next to Carrot Top, Cheech Marin, and a walrus.

Slut Spiral by Bartsy September 3, 2006

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Slut Spiral

A continual series of negative events that includes an exponential decrease in standards for sexual partners, increased consumption of fatty food and a major reduction in social activity.

Kim was once a famous model was known for her long-term relationships. After a 42-day binge of Vodka and dollar store ice cream she lost respect in her social circle and had sexual relations with her mechanic. She felt so bad about this that she spent 12 days eating Corn dogs and drinking Colt 45’s. She then slept with her 87-year-old math professor. This is the beginning of the worst Slut Spiral in history.

Slut Spiral by Old Man Matt September 4, 2006

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slut spiral

A slut spiral is a term used to define the way a slut thinks they are really hardcore and drink themselves stupid. They start in a good mood but then the spiral begins and they end up puking everywhere blacking out and there friends have to look after them for the night.

Often caused when a girl says "I can outdrink you" to an experienced male drinker.

Quite a turnoff to the guys.

Person1 : Wow what happened to Kelly last night?
Person2 : She thought she could outdrink Pete and ended up in a slut spiral.
Person1 : Haha what a loser!

At this point kelly pukes everywhere.

slut spiral by mipmap January 26, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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