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slut spiral 

After ending a relationship, you proceed to have sex with as many partners as possible, often mitigating your regular standards in order to get laid. The spiral is often not acknowledged by the spiraller until he/she experiences coyote ugly.
Dave: Hey buddy, I can't believe you banged that ginger last night.

Andy: I know. I've totally hit the bottom of my slut spiral.
slut spiral by hammertime1 August 1, 2010
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Slut Spiral 

The act of continually lowering your standards so that each new sexual partner is worse than the last.
After her break up, she fell into a slut spiral that finally resulted in her waking up next to Carrot Top, Cheech Marin, and a walrus.
Slut Spiral by Bartsy September 3, 2006

Slut Spiral 

A continual series of negative events that includes an exponential decrease in standards for sexual partners, increased consumption of fatty food and a major reduction in social activity.
Kim was once a famous model was known for her long-term relationships. After a 42-day binge of Vodka and dollar store ice cream she lost respect in her social circle and had sexual relations with her mechanic. She felt so bad about this that she spent 12 days eating Corn dogs and drinking Colt 45’s. She then slept with her 87-year-old math professor. This is the beginning of the worst Slut Spiral in history.
Slut Spiral by Old Man Matt September 4, 2006

slut spiral 

A slut spiral is a term used to define the way a slut thinks they are really hardcore and drink themselves stupid. They start in a good mood but then the spiral begins and they end up puking everywhere blacking out and there friends have to look after them for the night.

Often caused when a girl says "I can outdrink you" to an experienced male drinker.

Quite a turnoff to the guys.
Person1 : Wow what happened to Kelly last night?
Person2 : She thought she could outdrink Pete and ended up in a slut spiral.
Person1 : Haha what a loser!

At this point kelly pukes everywhere.
slut spiral by mipmap January 26, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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