Someone who wears their clothing in a disheveled, unkempt, stylishly raggedy manner. Most common of the 'stoner' populous.
I wish I didn't look so slump.
You're slump as fuq.
He looks slump.
ect...
by mishee August 09, 2011
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To sit on your toilet while taking a shit to stare at a picture with an expression with extreme discomfort, pain, and anger.
Man: Yesterday when I was on the toilet I was slumping very hard at a picture of Frankenberries.
by Slumper1234 July 01, 2011
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Going long periods of time without receiving any action from the opposite sex. It commonly begins after having a slumpstarter after you are on a hot streak and commonly ends with a slumpbuster, which should change your luck around.
I hooked up with a fat bitch six months ago. I have been in a slump since. I better find another fat bitch so this comes to an end.
by SJD WOOD August 16, 2007
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Yo that teacher was mad slump (wack) today.
by Murdab January 11, 2010
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To be so far ahead of ones rival, that they resort to any further success as being less effective. ie in a Slump!
Celtic 's winning streak of 12 games is the worst {Slump theyve been in for years
by Big John Maolruadh December 21, 2016
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A person who believes he is Jesus Christ at video games but most often he is referred to the anti-Christ
hey stop slumping our gear sets, we really need them!
how the fuck did you slump the mana already, it hasn't even been 15 minutes?
by cocksucker420blazeit January 18, 2019
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