slug nuts 

Getting cum all over your nut sack because you have a tiny baby dick but your balls are grotesquely over sized.

"I hear Timmy has a baby dick."
"But that guys balls are like the size of watermelons!"
"He must have the slimiest slug nuts around."

slug nuts by MC Snuggle Nuts October 16, 2008

Slug Nuts 

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground

"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."

Slug Nuts by darkstar0008 November 8, 2023

slugnuts 

After dipping your balls in a creampie'd butthole, your nuts are covered in feces, lube, spit, and brown water.

After fina tryin dat shit @ home i dipped my nuts in my wifey, and her asshowwe din't wanna let go. but wen dem shits were fin da be released, not even salt could dry up deez slugnuts after they rocketed out of dat azzz fa sho. then i eeeked lung porridge onto her face... why...? cause dat shits funny to me.

slugnuts by Hopeydfd February 12, 2008