Slon's rule 

Slon's rule posits that no matter how obscure the activity, the most famous participants will have groupies. However, the quantity and appearance of groupies will vary wildly by activity and by the level of fame.

Ever since Bob achieved the grandmaster title he's been drowning in chess groupies, but that's what we should expect according to slon's rule.

Slon's rule by Slonny May 30, 2015

mark sloan

The hottest man to ever be seen (but can be a man whore at some times)

Oh he is cute his name MUST be mark Sloan.

mark sloan by Marksolan March 7, 2017

Mark Sloan

Man whore; Dirty Mistress

Woman: You filithy Mark Sloan!!!

Mark Sloan by SSSniperFox January 22, 2020

abby sloan 

a beautiful girl who usually goes unnoticed but leads a small group of friends. her beauty is usually on both inside and out. she loves to help other people and has a beautiful voice. girls like abby sloan go far in life

i know that voice anywhere that must be abby sloan

abby sloan by jon44510 October 31, 2011

Sloan

A beautiful, nice, caring person. One who tends to hide his/her feelings, but is always trying to help others with theirs. Sloans tend to be tall and dark complected. In love, they make fantastic partners who will stand by you forever. Amazing kissers. Loyal friends, and usually witty and sarastic.

"Ah man, I love Sloan. She's the best girlfriend ever."
"Yeah, I wish I had a girl like her..."

Sloan by MeepBossKid December 6, 2011

Sloan

sloan is normally a person who hides their feelings. if she feels like she’s losing a person she will leave them because she fears rejection. when she falls in love with someone or something that is all she thinks about. she has a hard time letting go and when she does, you’ve lost her forever. when you have a sloan, she will always be there for you no matter what. sloan’s also tend to be very hard to let go of. sloan’s are usually very good at hiding their problems, but when they show their problems, they trust you with everything. sloan’s normally don’t have the easiest life and they will go thru some very hard stuff. they have a very big heart that gets broken a lot but they are very very strong people. if you have a sloan in your life, never let them go

“is that a sloan?”
“yeah she’s the best person you’ll ever meet!”

Sloan by pleasehelpmelive April 17, 2019

sloan

Gaelic for warrior...Sloans are super strong and will fight. Loyal to a fault. Very loving...passionately

That girl in the after school fight was a total Sloan

sloan by jdkudzu February 3, 2010