slide job 

In Sprint Car/Dirt Track racing, a manuever where one car takes the low line around a turn and allows their car to drift or "slide" up in front of a car taking the high line, completing the pass and blocking the overtaken car from crossing over.

AJ executed a perfect slide job on Bobby coming out of turn 4 to take the lead.

slide job by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

slide job 

to put one's penis between a woman's breasts while she holds them together around it and then move it up and down to achieve orgasm.

dude jenny was on the rag so she gave me a slide job instead.

slide job by ElFabuloso September 2, 2007

Slide Hammer Hand Job 

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

Slide Hammer Hand Job by LHC***** March 26, 2010

slime job

Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.

Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."

slime job by toolroom October 20, 2015

side-job 

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.

He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.

side-job by RoRoSaurus November 11, 2011

side job 

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.

side job by blobdo April 4, 2015

Side Job 

A Side Job is a girl in your life of little or no importance. However every girl must begin at this status and work her way up to "Main Job". The sides are left, right, front and back, as any more girls than this at one time is greedy and difficult.

Hannah : So have you spoken to that girl from Halloween?

Nash : Nah nah nah. She is only a side job

Side Job by totallyanonymousperson December 2, 2010