the magical creature that eats the sleeves off of men's t shirts in the morning as they leave their house, thus resulting in the tough guy sleeveless t shirt look
The monster who comes into your room at night and cuts the sleeves off of your t shirts to feed on. He usually only strikes those who who have biceps they often show off, are obsessed with themselves, sweat through the armpits excessively, or dont like sleeves. The sleeve monster is a very elusive, seemingly non-existent creature who wants nothing but to eat your sleeves.
-Dude, why do you always cut the sleeves off of your t shirts? You look dumb
-Sleeve monster man, he comes by like once a week lately
The term used to describe a person who lurks within their dorm (or in Argo rm. 205) plotting out ways in which to lurk unsuspecting women to the room. Not to be confused with a stalker, or a creep, the sweecemonster is genteel and affable, only along further investigation is his true ripping nature exposed.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"