Slappy Jobe Share definition Flag An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams. Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow! Slappy Jobe by Borg November 26, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Slappy Jobe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch