Slap the kitty Share definition Flag Slap the kitty is a meaning also known for a women touching the sensitive parts of her vagina to give her a orgasam,squirt,or to make her cum. Last night I was with Jenna and I slap the kitty and she squirt a lot. Slap the kitty by Mr.Griggle June 1, 2015 Get the Slap the kitty mug.