Skunked

When a girl is really wet and she queefs on a guy releasing a mist like smelly spray like a skunk

Person 1: Hey bro, last night I was at Emily's house and she skunked on me!
Person 2: Oh my god bro you are so lucky! I wish I could get skunked.

by peppaa December 13, 2019

Skunked

You are fucking doggie style. You pull out, jizz on the asshole, pee on top of the jizz, then you let him/her fart and spray it all over you.

You- "Dude, I was fucking this chic last night and I jizzed on her asshole and covered it in piss!".

friend- "What'd she do bro?"
You- "She farted on me man!?!?!?"
friend- "Bro, you got skunked!!"

by Tittypuck December 21, 2010

Skunked

Word for paintball, probably invented in Greg Hastings' Tournament Paintball. When you shoot out all of the other team, without losing a player. It sucks as a word though...don't use it

Wow, you guys just got skunked. You guys suck...

by paintballonaim November 17, 2005

Skunked

You are fucking doggie style. You pull out, jizz on the asshole, pee on top of the jizz, then you let him/her fart and spray it all over you.

You- "Dude, I was fucking this chic last night and I jizzed on her asshole and covered it in piss!".

friend- "What'd she do bro?"
You- "She farted on me man!?!?!?"
friend- "Bro, you got skunked!!"

by Tittypuck December 21, 2010

no skunk

Came about somewhere in New Jersey(I remember it from grade school in Passaic 1998ish, where if one kid says something stupid or gives wrong information, his friends(or simply someone near) declare "no skunk" then proceed to slide their finger across his neck to inflict pain. It has alot of other things involved with it, like when you say "no skunk" the soon-to-be victim can say "softies" and you have to do it softly, or if you say "hardies" you get to do it harder than usual.

See also: medong

1: Pass me that spoon.
2: No skunk! hardies!
2: (gives no skunk) it's a spork!
1: ow.

by E Killer a.k.a. e killa March 1, 2005

skunk

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.

damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?

by Ben June 30, 2003

skunked

(of beer) gone bad

Bleh, this shit is skunked, how long's it been in your garage?

by zachwolff October 16, 2003