The Biggest grub in Australia, who loves a good dirty pirate hooker, he often wonders wether eating your own honey is considered gay or not, he still wonders why he cant reach. Generally he loves to have random sex and invent laws and therims on maths, he does this at the same time. A sexual devient basically.
And there he was the skinner in my mother's bed
by Zordburg May 31, 2007
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an obsessive wanker, someone who only ever thinks about sexual pleasure and has been known to wank off a morning glory
by George Cornhead November 26, 2007
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An extreamly unrelablie person, lacks the ability to perform the simpliest of tasks. Most likely to be on the dole for his entire life
man he's such an idiot, what a skinner!
by HSLA February 27, 2007
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When the foreskin of a males penis is pulled back by the fabric of their underwear or jeans, usually causing pain/ discomfort. also after coming down from a raging boner.
Yo dude, I cant do this test with this skinner.
by Blazeed May 12, 2010
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A Skinner is the total alpha . No one can match his manliness . Everyone he works with looks up to him and wishes he still worked on there work place .
Wish I was Skinner
by Alpha F October 18, 2018
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to skinner: the act of skinnering. To have sexual relations with one awesome assistant director of the FBI. Said Assistant Director must live up to the qualities of A.D. Walter Skinner (portrayed by Mitch Pilegg) from the X-Files. Also to make make the aforementioned actor, Assistant Director of your heart.
If one of your friends scores with an awesome A.D. you might say, "Dude, you totally skinnered that Fed!"

Also: "Get your skinner on!"
by Deap Throat August 29, 2006
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To take, to steal. To cheapen something. To act in the cheapest way.
"I skinnered all the stuff from the hotel bathroom!"
"They said no refills but I skinnered one anyway!"

" dude! I went to the China Buffet and filled my tote bag!"

" i plan on skinnering the toilet paper from a public restroom"
"Hey, did u skinner anything in your hotel room?"
" Hey Charles! Look at that skinner over there!"

" Finese sounds gay, skinner is the new thing"

" my dog skinnered an ice cream cone from a little kid"
"I just skinnered a TV off the sidewalk "
"I just skinnered some tasty rabbits from my backyard "
by Sir Barks Alot September 4, 2017
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