skeet

1. to shoot a load of cum

2. a funny word to use at any tim

1. o shit jeff, you boyfriend just skeeted in your eye

2. ya well i'll skeet on you

by Mike The Wig May 26, 2005

skeet

- to be cheap or be too small

That f'in a is so skeet.

by asdfasdfqwerty March 25, 2005

skeets

Often wear too much after-shave, wear gay lofers and spend the money from their mums on locaste polo's and look down on everyone else in the world, they always seem to be ski-ing in other countries.

Hay guys check out those skeets what a cunts! And look at their shoes!!

by The Shadow Dweller August 14, 2007

skeet

skeet: aka: jizz cum sperm ejaculation

i used a condom so my skeet wouldnt get her pregnant

by Muffin761761 April 15, 2010

skeet

disappointing, unfair

Man, band practice was hella skeet today.

Man, life is skeet.

by kevin January 3, 2004

skeet

a slut,skank,whore
who does nothing but suck
cock all day long
because shes so desperate and horny

tim-you know emma?
jeff-yeah shes such a skeet!!
tim-omg i know she sucked my cock all night i jizzed all over her face
jeff-hahaha what a skeet
tim-hahahaha fuck i know

by whitepridebitchz February 3, 2009

skeet

- to be cheap or skeet

That kid is so skeet.

by asdfasdfqwerty March 25, 2005