Well wood pushing(skateboarding) is gay cuz everyone does it and u dont go that big at all. By what im sayin its easy to tell that i rollerblade. U can say rollerblading is easy, but thats the point cuz working on 2 stairs is gay and doesnt seem to impress most. There u go fagety ass skate boarders.
#1-Hi brucy,are u gunna be gay today?
#2-Ya im gunna go skateboarding! how did u kno?
#1-Oh well thats easy to tell cuz i see poo marks on the nose of your board.
#2-Oh i see, i wish i could be cool and rollerblade like u!
by Dakota from Montana September 04, 2006
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Something makes anyone who does it a cool punk kid against society with lots of girls. Skateboarders can be easily spotted because of their trendy apparel, long hair, cuts all over their arm, shitty music, and their lingo.
A couple kids were skateboarding at the park while listening to Avril Lavigne, Millencolin, etc and saying stuff like "Gnarly dude! Let's go grind that rail!" Whenever a pretty lady walked by, they all tried to do 900 Nosegrind to a manual to a 360 Flip to impress the lady, but they ended up failing. the girl was instanly attracted because he was bleeding, and girls love dangerous men!!1111!!!1111. Skateboarders are assholes

Contrary to popular belief, skateboarding is a crime. Vandalizing property by 'grinding' on it is definitly a crime and I'll be damned if I have to spend more of my tax dollars to fucking repair the vandalized rails/curbs/ledges and the like.

Skateboarders are assholes
by Sclass12 October 16, 2004
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for faggits who can't take the slams of a rollerblader
what does skateboarding and tampons have in common? they both have to do with pussies. go buy some skates motherfuckers
by AdamW August 20, 2006
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Probably one of the dumbest sports made. A piece of wood being thrown around a foot off the ground isn't much of a "sport" to me. Cheerleading is more of a sport than this pathetic excuse of a sport. And will someone please tell me the logic behind the name. What part of skateboarding involves "skate" or "skating".? I mean i get the boarding part cause there on a board but in no way does this sport closely resemble skating. I'm from Canada and I'm pretty sure I know what skating looks like and thats the farthest thing from it. They should change the name to woodpusher, it would make a lot more sense.
"I want to try a sport where it requires little intelligence and any pansy can do, so i started skateboarding"
by B-rent15 September 26, 2007
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Probably the best land sport ever!!! Considered a great chick magnet. But be warned if the dude can't ride the bowl or is wearing a shit ton of protection, then he's a fake...
Shred is a word used to say, "let's hit the skate park"! Shred as in the copings of the bowl! Skate boarding shreds the copings
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by Z King πŸ‘‘ December 22, 2016
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Pretty cool sport and all but how the flip is doing an ollie expressing your distaste for the conservative government...
examples are flipping stupid

by guyguyguyguy December 23, 2006
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They were skateboarding that night
by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018
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