Sjokolai 

He's a very shoco boy, everyone around him smells the shoco-smell. Hate him or love him his boyfriend is James Charles. His little pave-tizz makes him much more enjoyable in the toilet.

Sjokolai is greek for girl.

Sjokolai by Sjokolai smaker godt October 28, 2020

Litago Sjokolademelk 

A strong illegal drug produced in Norway by the Norwegian milk company Litago.

"I NEED MY FUCKING LITAGO SJOKOLADEMELK!"

Litago Sjokolademelk by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

sjokolademus 

Chocolate Pussy

Det var en deilig sjokolademus.

sjokolademus by Kaptein Dullum August 21, 2018

sjokoladebolle 

Slang young boys in Norway/sweden use for **Hashish**

Yasin: Yo Jamal do you have Sjokoladeboller?

Jamal : Nah bro is empty more comes later in sha allah

sjokoladebolle by Notgay33 April 25, 2022

Q fersk sjokolademelk 

The most divine substance in this mortal realm we call home, produced by the norwigian company q-meieriene. Much better than the clearly inferior "Litago Sjokolademelk". Those who dare question the divinety of Q fersk, shall perish and wither away alone in a dark soggy room. Q meieriene can with all respect call their chocolaty substance "norway's (and the world's) best chocolat milk".

Person 1: Damn Litago Sjokolademelk is really good
Person 2: GO AND DIE, Q fersk sjokolademelk is norway's best!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1(afraid): Chill dude, they taste basacly the same. Chocolate Milk isn't even that good.... and looks like diarea
Person 1: *Smaske smaske*, yummy diarea
Person 2: Litago is still better
Person 1: Pulls up gun

*Bang-Bang*

Q fersk sjokolademelk by Helixsky January 26, 2024

Q fersk sjokolademelk 

Q fersk sjokolademelk is the most addictive substance known in life, the universe and everything. The choccy diarrihea like brown substance is produced by Q-meieriene and crushes it’s competitor “Litago”. Q fersk is our divine saviour from this devil spawn “Litago”. Anyone who wishes to object, should perish and wither away alone in a dark soggy room in an upmost painful way, including stoning and an above average tall penguin.

Person 1: Q fersk sjokolademelk gives me oral pleasure when I drink it
Person 2: Wtf man, it doesn't even taste that different from Litago
Person 1: *Pulles up an abnormally tall penguin*

Q fersk sjokolademelk by Helixsky January 29, 2024