by mayamayamayamaya44 May 3, 2022
Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All
by TheDictionaryGurl November 4, 2016
A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)
by donsfuneral May 30, 2022
Annoying brat that needs to be updated
I talk to Siri Hey Siri. “Yes?” Look up an article about watermarks, the watermark i want to choose is sea. “I didn’t get that, could you try again?*” *The quotes mean Siri is talking.*
by Syrian Definitions September 9, 2022
Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.
Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!
20 years later
Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!
20 years later
Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022
Man: Hey, Siri, what's the scores for last nights game?
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What it says: what the swords for mast knight's lame?
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Urban Dictionary Demoman January 4, 2016
an annoying ass bitch that is not useful
by siriiiiiii September 21, 2019