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Definitions by Nightmare5

Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.
Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
Siri by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022
an infection that should be ended immediately even if it is your friends.
Friend: Hey bro I'm a furry now!
You: I'm sorry. Puts shotgun to heads and then shoots
furry by Nightmare5 October 24, 2022
The feeling of seeing something and knowing its stupid instantly
fortnite is so cringe
cringe by Nightmare5 October 24, 2022
Were gonna end you, you fucking snitch
Snitch by Nightmare5 October 24, 2022
Something no one but the dead have.
You dont have any sanity Jonathan
Sanity by Nightmare5 October 20, 2022