David Beckham Syndrome 

When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.

"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."

David Beckham Syndrome by judysequoia November 27, 2011

The David Beckham Syndrome 

Guys who are VERY attractive, sexy, hot, fine, very fuckable... Like damn why is he so good looking... and then you hear the voice.. and say OH SHIT he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.

See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(

Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)

Some fine sexy ass of man approaches you at a club.. you start dancing.. thinking damn he's so fine.. and then after the song is over or you decide to talk.. you hear the voice.. and in your head you're like FUCK he has the David Beckham Syndrome.

The David Beckham Syndrome by Very concerned girls!!!!! January 1, 2010

beckham stern 

Beckham is the type of kid to call everyone a snitch

beckham stern:
“Your such a snitch”
“I changed your snap name to Cop”
“This is why i muted you, you’re such a snitch”

beckham stern by Richie Pucci April 8, 2020

Beckham Shush

When a man is handsome but has a terrible voice. A woman will sit on his face so she can enjoy him while whispering "shhhhhh" and she doesn't have to hear him talk.

Bob is hot but I gave him a Beckham Shush so I don't have to hear his awful voice during sex.

Beckham Shush by Astine October 27, 2025

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beckham is sus by beckham is sus June 6, 2022

david beckhams

a type of "kicker" branded subwoofer, usually one that puts out insane amounts of bass.

i gotta pair of David Beckhams in the trunk, also known as KICKERS!!

david beckhams by oxy- January 28, 2008