Me for your donkey
person: OMG you are such a simp
me: yes sir
by Leonerd April 7, 2020
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Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
SIMP, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
- 2 Guys N The Parque & Candace
by sadRainbow December 1, 2020
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Here is a new profile pic for you, my simp lord. Charlie flight is amazing.
by Silvertongue69 January 14, 2022
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S - Squirt (ed), shoot/shot, soil (ed)
I - In
M - My
P - Pants

Usually seen on TikTok, Simp is used to let someone in the video or live know that they are SOOO hot, that the commenter has just SIMP. Terminology for prematurely ejaculating in their pants.
You are so hot, quit making me SIMP for you.

I've just SIMP because of you.
by PSeudonym0696 January 19, 2021
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A simp is a person who is unilaterally extremely biased towards someone they find attractive, catering to them excessively in Hopes of getting their attention.
Simping is often accompanied by negative traits like insecurity(where, by exposing others negative traits, a simp will attempt to make themeselves more attractive) a superiority complex or narcissism ( where they believe extreme actions like large sums of money or constant attention will be rewarded with love )

When a simp very strongly sides with a specific girl that is being accused, criticized, or insulted(and especially so if over the internet) they will be called white knights.

Simping is not to be mistaken with simple compliments, or a natural effort of a person to make a move, this is because it sits on a fine line, varying in severity from person to person and is only truly defined when the action is very extreme(ex:buying cars,clearing debts,organizing vacations,ecc...) and/or repeated often over time(driving them around , paying for meals to hang out,ecc.)

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Alternatively it's used in a negative connotation synonymous to adjectives like: naive, gullible or easy to manipulate.

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It can be used in a positive connotation with the meaning of : adoring, being obsessed with, being a fan of.
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A: " ...and in the end I paid for her flight back."
B: " What? There's no point doing that, she has a boyfriend you know."
A: "I know! I know! I was just being nice and helping out."
B: "You're such a simp man."

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B: "why would you give him so much money?!? You barely know him!"
A: "I'm telling you! My crypto bro can handle that money! he's trustworthy!"
B: "Yeah sure you simp."

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A: "I love berserk's main character!"
B: "me too! I'm a huge simp for characters with giant swords."
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When your Boss says, “if you still want this pussy your gonna have to follow it. Pack your bags bitch. We’re moving!
We’re gonna need a new 4th for our golf squad. Just lost another simp
by Mr. DHS February 8, 2022
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