1: Super. Intense. Minecraft. Player. 2: Super. Into. Mashed. Potatoes. 3: Squirrels. In. My. Pants

A person who values a woman's positive emotions than his life or financial position.
A person who is overly nice to a woman eg: Repetitive Buying of clothes, Asking if they need anything often, and the overall main goal is the happiness of the simps target. Then brush it off as being nice to women.
Often confused as just being nice to a woman for a short period of time eg: helping them up, passing them something out of reach that they can easily reach. And getting married or establishing a weak to a strong relationship.
(Chads are simps period)

A man that will do anything for a girls cooter wooter

1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned

2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.

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someone who is obsessing over someone or being too nice to them, just to get in their pants

Matthew Clark

Or

Ben Evans

Orrrrrrrr

Layne Swards