Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid
Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad
by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020
When you don’t take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑐 for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.
Chess Noob: “Why didn’t they take the queen?”
Chess Expert: “My child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: “Ah, I see.”
Chess Expert: “My child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: “Ah, I see.”
by The Peanuts King August 25, 2020
A Simp Cuck is a guy who supports or devotes himself to a girl he desires, despite knowing she has a boyfriend.
"Andrew is such a Simp Cuck. He keeps giving money and doing chores for Lisa, knowing full well she already has a boyfriend."
by Wentoll February 9, 2020
When you love any kpop idol to much you think they are perfect and will fight anyone who calls them ugly, can spend 5 hours looking at pictures and videos of them and just not get bored
Friend: Hey so what are you doing?
You: looking through pictures of Lucas from NCT!
Friend: how long have you been doing that for?
You: maybe... 5 hours!
Friend: you kpop simp
You: looking through pictures of Lucas from NCT!
Friend: how long have you been doing that for?
You: maybe... 5 hours!
Friend: you kpop simp
by BabyBear_xuxi December 30, 2021
Someone who overly values a person, no matter what they do.
The person could even be a crazy serial killer and they still define the person same.
The person could even be a crazy serial killer and they still define the person same.
by Sou7 June 15, 2020
A true chad who believes that both genders are equal and thinks that women shouldn’t be held in a higher regard just because they’re female.
This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
by Lorekeeper GGuy May 1, 2020
verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.
Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!
by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021