Silver Surfing 

The act by which, typically following the ingestion of large quantities of alcohol, one is unable to prevent bodily discharge from both the mouth and anus at the same time.

- "I feel like I'm about to start silver surfing"
- "Beau silver surfed all over Alex's carpet"

Silver Surfing by Matthew I January 1, 2009

Silver Surfing 

The sexual attraction to a person considerably older than you.

Usually has silver/gray hair.

"Did you see Jena's new boyfriend? He's like 70."

"Yeah, she's definitely silver surfing."

"Gonna hit up the retirement home today and do some silver surfing."

Silver Surfing by Panduhmonium March 18, 2016

Silver Surfing 

When a man's gooch is lightly tickled by an older man's gray mustache.

I prefer the company of a young female, but I can't resist the opportunity to do some silver surfing!

Silver Surfing by Carp72081 April 4, 2017

Silver Surfing 

Silver Surfing is when you keep watching random videos on the internet hoping to find an unintentionally hot picture or clip of a person and/or a small movement that they make that you think is hot. This way, you can replay those five seconds over and over again, and you can goon away, because it won't ever look like there was anything adult in your search history, because nothing you've watched was intended to be adult. Yes, that's right, I've discovered the Ultimate Life Hack of the Internet. Once you finish Silver Surfing until you find a few clips, you can put them into a little clip for only your eyes, and then you can goon away while playing it over and over again.

"I'm going Silver Surfing for redheads."

Silver Surfing by EmogusalDamager August 2, 2024