Silly Willie

A man that cannot get his dick to become hard, and instead only flops around.

When you get to a certain age, most guys cannot get hard and instead end up with a silly willie!

Silly Willie by B.A47 February 11, 2009

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silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"

Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."

silly dilly willie nelson style by Vipeezy May 21, 2008

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silly willies

Just know that if your doctor says you have it, you are seriously fucked. see panda madness.

Holy shit honey, that man has the silly willies!

silly willies by Harry Truman April 6, 2008

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Quite the silly William

Someone who has been made to look like an idiot, as first seen on the Armstrong and Miller Show.

This whole kerfuffle has made you look Quite the silly William!

Quite the silly William by Arse_Biscuit July 26, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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