Someone whose entire personality and self esteem revolves around calling themselves a sigma male. Generally, said individuals do not have many real friends, yet believe themselves to be popular. Often they compare themselves to wolves, as they use terminology used to describe wolfpack hierarchy. No one tell them that sigma is lower than beta in the greek alphabet, or the beta male in a pack was the second most badass wolf as this will fry their cashew-sized brains.
Chris: “I’m a sigma male you beta!”
Normal person: “bro no one cares about your wolf pack bullshit.”
Normal person: “bro no one cares about your wolf pack bullshit.”
by The Bean Merchant December 31, 2021
Sigma Male-
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
Guy 1: ew what the fuck is that smell?
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
by ograbson October 13, 2021
Stacy: OMG!! Chad is so cool and hot. Why is he single?!?
John: Chad, don't need no woman. He's a Sigma male!
John: Chad, don't need no woman. He's a Sigma male!
by Big Smoke - Wild February 01, 2022