Sigma Alpha Epsilon

They are the largest national fraternity, however most chapters are composed of complete tools. Their nickname is SAE, and they have earned the more popular nickname Sexual Assault Expected due to the fact that they drug every person who comes through their door and rape them. It is also a common fact that you must be wearing at least 3 popped collars at any given time when you are a member, or you can be subjected to judicial hearings. This is to keep the image of SAE as "tool" as possible. They enjoy throwing beer bottles at their partners after Spring Jam too after they win.

APhi girl: Hey, so I went to Sigma Alpha Epsilon last night.

Other girl: Did the guy wearing seven popped collars decide to rape you again?

APhi girl: I don't remember, they drugged me again as I walked through the door.

Other girl: What fucking tools.

by IHateLions March 15, 2010

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

A Greek organization found on many university campuses nationwide.

Synonymous with: douche, tool, collar-popper, rapist, fuck-tard, clone, and bromosexual.

Commonly misconstrued as an organization built off ideals valuing the individuality of their brothers.

GDI: I'm thinking about going Sigma Alpha Epsilon.

Any other Greek: Oh? How many collared shirts do you have?

GDI: I don't know... maybe 5?

Any other Greek: That will get you through the first day of Rush. Start investing and good luck.

by anyothergreek1 March 24, 2010

sigma alpha epsilon

sigma alpha epsilon is a group of people in a greek organizaation that was founded in 1856
one of the coolest groups ofdudes
boys clubs.. what?!
most diverse

i thought about pledging for sigma alpha epsilon

by tuyshort February 1, 2008

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

Thee Fattest Fucks at Ball State. They do not have any parties worth showing up to. They are hated by every frat on campus.

"Did you see the Sigma Alpha Epsilon get out his house with a diet coke, it sure is not helping his fat ass"

by Jakefree February 26, 2008

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

A fraternity founded in 1856 and widely considered one of the coolest fraternities in the United States. That is actually considered one of the coolest fraternities in the United States by its members. They have a lot of successful alumni, but generally the majority of chapters currently in existence have veered from any principled greek life, which is pretty God Damned pathetic. Most guys who join SAE become raging alcoholics and complete assholes, but I know of a couple of chapters that are extremely cool and filled with some really upstanding young men. They are probably considered part of the top tier of fraternities nationally, though they don't have a tradition that is as rich as some other fraternities. The cool chapters are really cool, but the crappy chapters are probably some of the worst that exist on college campuses. Sigma Alpha Epsilon.

Wow the SAEs at Johns Hopkins are really fucking cool.

Wow the SAEs at SMU are racist closeted homosexuals who probably make up the poorest performing group of academics in any fraternity ever created... ever.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon, you probably can do better.

by SamBJo October 1, 2007

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

Another very casual way of referring to a "douchebag."

Guy 1: "Hey man, you see that dude over there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, what about him?"

Guy 1: "He's in Sigma Alpha Epsilon."

Guy 2: "Damn, what a fuck."

by BankerStanker March 28, 2018