sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017
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Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.
Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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sick-fever

Sick-Fever is when you have a bangin' hangover which is caused by substances other than alcohol. Typically the effects of sick-fever last many days and will mean you need to pull a coupla sickies at work and do some yoga to work out whats what.

Hitting up the local coffee shop for a some hotties is a typical cure for sick-fever, or an extended break to byron, Australia to do some moon staring has also been known to work in certain cases.
Blimey, Jaime's had sick-fever all week! must have been been from that loose festival over the weekend.

Bro, i have fully got sick-fever, i wore contacts on my eye balls for 4 days straight due to how loose i got.
by Sammikjnr December 06, 2017
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vr sickness

VR sickness is similar to sea sickness, but is caused by the difference between seen and experienced motion during VR immersion.
Yesterday I played my new VR game until I got VR sickness.
by Alkanyseus March 07, 2018
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Sick roid

When scratch some gross part of your body I eat your private and don't wash your hand and start to touch things all around you.
Brother that is sick roid what you're doing so gross.
by Blastoff Daily December 15, 2021
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sick widow

when a lady has a faget son who likes to get it up the ass
by jasssson July 29, 2006
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meme sickness

when you see a really offensive and disgusting meme and you begin to feel symptoms like: light-headedness, sick to your stomach, the feeling that you may induce vomiting, and the inability to remove this vial meme from your head.
Chad: Dude, did you see that meme I sent you?
Brad: Dude, like, that was totally gross. I got meme sickness over that man. It ruined my day.
by ArPar45 January 21, 2018
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