when you stick your penis in the exhaust pipe of your tractor and then ejaculate over your country ham biscuit.
by fartballs69 February 20, 2018
by mscameron November 24, 2021
a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic
"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"
by h080e February 16, 2023
Shreves is an item, most importantly a topping, the perfect topping for a fantastic putt party with all of your party goers gathered. You can't go wrong with more the recommended amount of Shreves, most people add a lot extra.
"Hey bro, this looks quite dull, how about you add some more Shreves." Aswell as "Can I get some Shreves on this? I really wanna impress a girl tonight!"
by Tyson and friends November 27, 2022