Shrek Off

Jerking off to Shrek

Hold up im going to go and Shrek off

Shrek Off by Minkamus September 18, 2019

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Shred-off

When something is way beyond a rip-off, it's like the next level up. They often take place in such areas as Paddington, Double Bay (Double Pay) Pottspoint etc.

OMG! that guy charged me $8.80 for that small biscuit! Thats not even a ripoff, that's a SHRED-OFF!!

Shred-off by MXL March 5, 2009

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Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.

God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!

Shrek Offender by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021

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Shrex offender

Somebody who is shrexually touching your "Swamp" without your conshreknt

"OH MY GOD HE IS TOUCHING BILLY WILLY'S WILLY! HES A SHREX OFFENDER

Shrex offender by Waitinlineforlebronsveinyahdih December 4, 2024

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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