shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

by Ayeee23 June 7, 2019

Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea

Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight

by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018

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eBay shower

The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.

Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.

by StephieJayyy September 2, 2019

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the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday November 8, 2015

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2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020

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