Shower Pocket 

Slang term for "douche bag."

I've never met a bigger shower pocket than Frank.

That must have been a big effort for you to have been such a shower pocket at the party last night.

Shower Pocket by Wallace J. May 31, 2007

shower pocket 

someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche.

"oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!"
"is it just me, or is jon being a real shower pocket today?"

shower pocket by Frank M. May 6, 2007

Pocket shower 

A water bottle

Zoe: "can I have some of your pocket shower, I'm feeling hot".
Lexie: "no bitch get yo own pocket shower!"

Pocket shower by Lavagirl45 May 25, 2017

hot pocket in the shower 

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

hot pocket in the shower by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016