shorty's 

the best skate gear

Yo Toan Nguyen is on the Shorty's team and he is the best.

shorty's by Asian Dude August 3, 2003

shorty's 

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

shorty's by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

shoty 5's 

to claim a chair or a spot that you would like to sit in or use for a later use in 5 minutes or less. "Shoty 10's" is used for 10 minutes or less. no more then "shoty 10's" may be used!!

yo, i'll bee right back..."shoty 5's"

shoty 5's by the bleedenator September 25, 2005

It's a tuba thang, shorty 

Something someone doesn't need to worry about.

Comes from the movie 'Drumline' with Nick Cannon when Jason asks Charles what's up with his socks.

Kay: *giggle giggle giggle*

Miranda: What are you laughing about?

Kay: Don't worry 'bout it. It's a tuba thang, shorty.

It's a tuba thang, shorty by Kekeizhere March 11, 2010

Shosty 

Slang name Dmitri Shostakovich, most famously used by YouTuber Tantacrul

Tanta: Hey, Shosty! MuseScore has moved to the mother country. What do you think of that?
Shosty: I like it.

Shosty by Vrnfht March 4, 2021

Shosty 

How illegitimate classical musicians will refer to Shostakovich to make it sound 'hip' in popular vernacular.

Emily: Omg, have you heard shosty 5? That shit slaps!

Becky: Omg yes I bop to that!

(of course neither of them have ever listened to it in its entirety because it isn't popular music, and they just learned about it in there music history class that they only passed from blowing the teacher.)

Shosty by cj_dyeridontevenknowher October 6, 2019

Shosty 

A true classical musician's shorthand for Shostakovich. See also: Tchaik

Musician: Hey friend, are you coming to my string quartet concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Musician: Shosty Quartet 8.
Friend: What's Shosty Quartet 8?
Musician: Shostakovich Quartet no. 8 in C Minor, op. 110. It's 21 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less, I'll be there!!!

Shosty by Pialinist October 8, 2023