Shoe Size

A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.

John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches

by fthmdg April 08, 2006

shoe size

euphemistic term for penis length

What's his shoe size?
9 wide!

by Roody August 17, 2005

shoe size

the size of your shoe cut in half =
the size of your dick
its not always accurate but usually is..

ok if your shoe size is 12

ur dick is 6 in. long

by kevizles January 06, 2008

shoe size

Someone who acts childish or immature. Most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.

Greg: "yo did you hit that last night."
Mark: "Nah, that bitch was my fuckin shoe size."
Greg: "damn"

by signature January 08, 2008

Shoe size

when a guy has a big dick

Wow, he's a shoe size of 10!

by im a man bitches. August 25, 2018

Custom Shoe Size

The insertion of a male's foot into a female's vagina while the girl is extremely trashed, whereas the man will then walk around using the female as a shoe

"Man, these shoes never seem to fit!!! I think I will take Mary's offer of giving her a custom shoe size."

"I had sex with you mom last night!!!"
"Oh yeah?!! well i gave that bitch a custom shoe size!"

by Purple Mist December 14, 2007

big shoe size

Implying that a man has a large penis.

''He has a big shoe size.''

by LOLROFLTTYLWHIPNAENAE December 12, 2015