by Zemeckas August 6, 2020
The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.
Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
by JoeyB. June 11, 2007
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
To be in a state and or feeling of
"being empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile. But most of all, comfortable, and cozy."
"being empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile. But most of all, comfortable, and cozy."
Calvin: Aye, Buddy! I'm feeling really "Plumped Shlump" right now.
Carl: I'm Plumped... and I'm {Shlumped}.
Jennifer: I'm Plump Shlumpin' right now.
Carl: I'm Plumped... and I'm {Shlumped}.
Jennifer: I'm Plump Shlumpin' right now.
by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020
When someone is to an extreme point of exhaustion or incapacitated from a fight where the can't move their body/booty.
by Zambezi May 23, 2017
by shlumpmastaa September 8, 2021
The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!
by Peter Adams January 7, 2004