An iteration of the slang word "slump" used to refer to a state of being excessively intoxicated, either from weed, alcohol, both, or a combination of other substances.
Friend 1: Get up bro we gotta go, this party's dead as shit.

Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump
by WolfFangFist March 8, 2018
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I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.
by Juju November 11, 2014
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Shlumped means that you are lazy or sleepy or in the long yard have done tons of drugs
sleepy Dude..I was so shlumped last night .
high you are so shlumped
by Goth.boi July 13, 2018
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to kill or to beat up someone, this word can also be used if u pwn3 someone at something.
im gunna shlump you nigga!

or

man! i shlump't you at basketball today nigga
by omega blaze October 23, 2008
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