shit-ton

a lot of something

"thats a shit-ton of work"

by Dr. Calculator September 22, 2003

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Shit Ton

A value that seems to be far more than would be neccessary and borders on rediculous

That was a shit ton of hot wings he ate, I mean I lost count at 78.

by base101 June 4, 2009

Shit Ton

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

by JT Duke March 13, 2016

shit ton

96,000 LBS of rebar

Thats a shit ton of rebar

by Basil Mint December 16, 2015

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 22, 2016

shit ton

An odd way to say quite a large amount.

"Michelle has a shit ton of odd cuss words."

by SueB January 18, 2007