Shit-Dick

One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.

"Shut the fuck up, shit-dick!"

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

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A dick that has recently bin in a mans anal passage and not been cleaned...

Lloyd Cremer has a shit-dick from Chris Co.

by Domulas and mathias June 6, 2003

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An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.

Guy1: Ur so bad at maths, your a fucking shit-dick!
Guy2: ...
Guy1: *in hospital*

by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021

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When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.

1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."

by Sexbombz February 23, 2010

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1)One whos penis shows the remnants of fecal matter due to previous rectal encounters with another male. 2)One who is, or show features of a gay person. 3)General insult.

1)I see that shit dick come out of the gay bar every friday night! 2)Stop acting like such a shit dick! 3)Get out of my face shit dick!

by flyboy_21 March 16, 2003

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1) Someone (Usually gay) who has anal intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their penis.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.

1) Those two guys are total shitdicks.
2) That guy's listening to 50 Cent!? Jesus, what a shitdick!

by Redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005

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