Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

" God damn Pte. McDonald, you are such a fucking a shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 12, 2008

Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

" God damn McDonald, you are a shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 11, 2008

Shit Pumped

To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.

We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.

by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.

" God damn McDonald, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 10, 2008

shit pumped

To get reamed in Call of Duty.

Oh man, we totally just got shit pumped!

by Monkey Sack September 9, 2009

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

shit pump

A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.

"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."

by Zog The Undeniable August 16, 2011