Shit Tzu 

When you are in a long car ride and you need to take a big wet shit

Guy 1: Holy fuck it’s coming
Guy 2: hold it in we are close to the gas station

Guy 1: oh fuck I’m shitting everywhere fuck
Guy 2: holy fuck I got it in my fingers
Guy 1: Let the dog lick it off
Guy 2: Our dog is a Bad breed for shit licking
Guy 1: what breed?
Guy 2: a shit tzu haha get it because the situation we are in is called a shit tzu
Guy 1: *starts aggressively sucking his dick*
Guy 2: oh fuck yes

Guy 1: let me wipe the shit away
Guy 2: fuck that
Guy 1: okay stop the car

Guy 2: we are in traffic
Guy 1: let them crash

Guy 2: start sucking bitch
Guy 1 : why don’t you bring that fat ass over here
Guy 2: no I need your shit covered ass
Guy 1: *starts riding him*
Guy 2: oh fuck I’m cumming
Guy 1: * aggressively jacks off*
Guy 2: daddy chill
Guy 1: gotta get that last nut in before that train hits us
Guy 2: train?
Guy 1: *cums all over himself*
Shit Tzu: kill me
Train: kills all of them

Shit Tzu by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023