Shit Slapping
Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!
Shit Slapping by Ray July 2, 2004
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Shit Slapping
The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.
"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
Shit Slapping by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006
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Shit-Swapping
Also known as Dukey-Dribbling and Poo-Chugging is the act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.
Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!
Shit-Swapping by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018
Shit-Swapping
The act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.
Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!
Shit-Swapping by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018
holy snapping duck shit!
Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).
Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:
Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:
holy snapping duck shit! by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.