shit penis

a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')

dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises

by the cooler kid August 03, 2008

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Stinky penis shit

When someone puts a dildo up your anus and you have to get it out by shiting and it stinks.

Dude I just had the worst stinky penis shit last night

by Jamermoo April 23, 2019

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penis shit licker

One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.

Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.

by Timothy Tool November 09, 2004

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Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

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shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

by Anal suck January 14, 2021

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