Shit Chest 

When somebody tries extremely hard to gain a respectable, good looking chest by constantly going to the gym, yet still cannot manage to get one.

A: "Have you been to the gym today Paul?"

P: "Yes"

A: "Still got a shit chest though".

Shit Chest by BBC2001 December 24, 2009

shit on my chest 

when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up

"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."

shit on my chest by themilfonian November 1, 2011

shit on my chest 

accidentally taking a shit while titty fucking

god damnit john! you shit on my chest again!

shit on my chest by the chigger May 23, 2006

shit on my chest 

the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.

1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.

2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest

shit on my chest by rubella April 4, 2005

Shit on my chest 

Term to express displeasure. Very similar to "fuck my life" except not so emo.

Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."

Shit on my chest by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

Shit in the Chest 

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

Shit in the Chest by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024

Shit Chestington

1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women

1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.

2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"

Shit Chestington by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010