When somebody tries extremely hard to gain a respectable, good looking chest by constantly going to the gym, yet still cannot manage to get one.
by BBC2001 December 24, 2009
Get the Shit Chest mug.when a guy tries very hard to date the woman he loves or he feels attracted to but she inexorably turns down all his romantic proposals or she commits for a date but never turns up
"Hey Pal, how was the date with that smoking hot babe?"
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
"It was a disaster... she simply shit on my chest..."
by themilfonian November 1, 2011
Get the shit on my chest mug.by the chigger May 23, 2006
Get the shit on my chest mug.the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.
1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.
2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest
2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest
by rubella April 4, 2005
Get the shit on my chest mug.Speeding down the street when you notice a motorcycle cop using a radar gun on you. You might say "awww shit on my chest, this guy is gonna get me."
by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022
Get the Shit on my chest mug.by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024
Get the Shit in the Chest mug.1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.
2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010
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