Shipping Day 

You must annoy your friends by playing wing woman/wing man with them even if they disagree with your idea.

I just remembered it’s Shipping Day! I totally ship them, imma go annoy them about how cute they would look together!

Shipping Day by Dogshipper November 1, 2019

No Shipping Day 

It's on April 1st expect April fools day so All memers, gamers (expect gaymers too), furries, etc can get "no shipping card" on April 1st that moderators creating a "no shipping card" giving you to had it and keep it. So you can say to the other social media or websites on internet like this: "No! shipping with Fictional or Reality characters!!"

No Shipping day is a subhoilday is on April 1st. So it's for everyone can get "No shipping card" was created by moderators also "no shipping day" is for on internet or subculture in real life so pls don't hate them (Shippers) and be nice to them and pls don't bully or cyberbully them. It's shippers that like it love couples for characters.

No Shipping Day by Mr.Animator January 21, 2021

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

Same day shipping at 11:59pm by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

Same day shipping 

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

Same day shipping by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

Opening day of Shopping 

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.

Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!

Opening day of Shopping by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009

Go shopping with your best friend day 

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.

"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"

Go shopping with your best friend day by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020