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Shifted off 

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.
I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
Shifted off by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

shitted off 

It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.
Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!
shitted off by Telephony September 7, 2019

Off-shifter 

A drink at the establishment you just finished working a shift in.
"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"

"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
Off-shifter by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023