on the shelf

the amount of time you will have to do in jail if you violate probation or parole
I can't get as much as a speeding ticket, i've got 5 years on the shelf
by rollon October 5, 2021
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Jiggle Shelf

A damn fine booty. One that is phat, yet defies gravity. Kabooty.
Damn, I want to place my goods on that Jiggle Shelf.
by OldManPAt February 28, 2013
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Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.
Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?
by YVLdoja January 3, 2025
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knick-knack shelf

large hood rat, snoop doggy dogg video hoe-in' azzzzz
Tyrone, ya ho' Cassandra got a Knick-Knack shelf! Jizzamm!
by NoShwagHere May 15, 2003
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shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf
“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”
by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018
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trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking
Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?
by Dinosaur laser fight January 11, 2016
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jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.
Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!
by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025
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